Things To Do If You’re Missing Someone

One of the worst feelings is to miss someone and you can’t do anything about it. I know how you feel so that’s why I came up with these shitty things to do if you’re missing your special someone. 

Get A Fucking Rebound – This is applicable to all my hoes and fuck boys out there. Just kidding. Well, getting a rebound doesn’t always mean cheating. At least for me. Uhm… Well… Technically, it is a form of cheating. So fuck this one. It’s up to your ass if you’re gonna follow this or not.

Sleep Just Like Sleeping Beauty – Missing someone + getting some sleep = a hella goddamn great sleep. Admit it! The other good things? You might be able to see them in your dreams + no more missing-them-shit. Fuck, I’m sleeping after this blog.

Fucking Eat – Desserts. Desserts. Desserts. Dude, if you’re missing someone, grab a motherfucking ice cream and shove it to your mouth. Just kidding. But yeah, you might want to grab some sweets. Wink!

Drink Like A German – Hell yeah! If you don’t wanna eat, call your friends and ask them to drink with you. However, if you don’t want some noise, grab that hella cold beer and start drinking it. Oh man! Now, I’m thirsty. 

Have Sex  Well. Uhm… Next.

Let Your Partner Know – Mi amigo, letting someone know that you miss them will not kill you. So, grab your fucking phone and tell him/her “Hey! I Miss You!” and if they don’t reply, well fuck them. Maybe they’re too busy. 

I don’t know if these things are helpful or not. Either way, I don’t give a fuck. Just try to fix your shit all together and stop missing someone who don’t even deserved to be missed. Fuck!

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7 Reasons Why Your Beloved Left

There are a lot of people out there who still can’t move the fuck on from their exes and they keep on asking themselves why are they always get left behind.

So, here are the fucking reasons why they always leave the fuck out of you.

1. Keep in mind that your shitty relationship didn’t work out because of two fucking reasons; You’re not fighting and you’re always fighting.

If you’re not fighting, it makes the relationship boring. That’s the fucking time that your partner looks for someone who loves adventure and he/she can’t find that adrenaline from you. 

On the other hand, if you guys are always fighting, it makes the relationship shitty as fuck. So, it doesn’t make sense. 

I don’t know how to fucking end number one so just fucking move the fuck on.

2. You’re boring as fuck! Who would want to be in a relationship where all you do is to cuddle and kiss and say I love yous all fucking day. Are you fucking kidding the shit out of me?

You could have tried to ask him/her if he/she want to jump off a cliff, do car racing, get drunk as fuck, have threesome with someone (kidding) or get the fuck out of the house once. 

Well, say you always hangout, the shitty thing is you always go to the same place over and over again, or if not, to a boring as fuck place.

Dude, you need to have a seminar on how to be not boring so your next partner will stay fucking long.

3. Your partner’s past fucking join the picture. By past, it doesn’t just mean his/her ex tho that could be one of the possibilities, it means that the human being he/she likes even before he/she met your ass is now trying to get in his/her pants.

I know that sound deep or mean or rude but that’s the real shit. Someone from their past realized that they can’t live without your ex’s V or P. Just fucking live with it. Well, who doesn’t want to have sex with someone good looking?

Just kidding, it’s not just about sex. They’ve joined the picture because they miss the shit out of your ex.

4. They found someone better. Oh, I know this hurts like hell. That moment where you gave him/her everything and he/she is just not satisfied. Damn! I could slit those throat.

If they found someone better than you, trust me the problem is never you. It’s them. This usually happens if your ex is materialistic or uhm— I don’t know. Someone who can’t stay on one place? Or someone who’s not happy with your presence anymore.

Anyways, just keep in your fucking mind that you did a fucking great job to make them happy. It’s just that their asses were hard enough that even a bulldozer can’t break. You’re awesome!

5. They have a dream and you are not fucking included to that dream. Yes, that hurts like shit. It’s like they’re saying that if they gonna stay with us, their dreams will be fucking ruined.

Are they fucking kidding? No. They don’t. There are some peeps out there that are just engaging themselves to a relationship while waiting for their fucking dreams. If there dreams will knock on their door, they’re gonna fucking open it and hug the shit out of that dream and forget about you.

I know. It hits you. Well, I don’t give a shit. Try to fucking follow your dreams as well just like what they did. If you’re gonna tell me that they are your dream, Fuck you!

6. You’re an asshole. They gave you all the love but you prefer to take them for granted. Yes, take them for granted.

You always think they can’t live without you, that they’re gonna stay for long because they love your ass so much. You took them for granted as fuck!

Now, you can’t just blame them why they fucking left. You also need to take credit of all the heartaches you gave you ex.

7. They don’t love you anymore. Do I fucking need to explain this? No, right? 

Ladies and gentlemen, some people are just meant to stay in our lives for only Chapter 1 and some are for good. Either way, if they’re gonna leave the shit out of you, don’t ruin your fucking life because there is always someone who cares about your ass.

Just try to look the fuck around.
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Moving On Is Not A Bad Thing

To the men and women who can’t move on from their past, you should start pulling your shit altogether or no one else will.

Neither your ex will come back in your life nor ask you to come back in their life because your shitty story together is fucking done as fuck. Move on mi amigo, it’s fucking over.

You may say “I can’t because I love him/her.” Dude, you need to kiss my ass for saying that. What do you mean love? Are you serious? Do you know what love is? Love is you should have never broke up on the first place if you really love each other. Don’t bullshit me!

I know it’s hard but don’t be too hard on yourself. There are a lot of fishes in the sea who wants to be with you so don’t keep on following the same fish over and over again especially if it doesn’t want you to catch his/her ass. Try to look for a different fish and this time, make sure it’s the best one.

Okay, for the sake of argument, let’s say you win him/her back. Do you think it’s gonna work this time? Do you think he/she will stay this time? Are you fucking sure that you’re not gonna fight on the same thing that caused your break up? Are you really going to be happy, you dumbass?

Moving on from the past is the hardest. Yes, it is! I can say it because I’ve been there. Cry myself all night. Getting drunk as fuck. Being shitty emo. I did everything just to forget my ex and trust me, I made it. Major rule? Never ever think that he/she is the only person who can make you happy. Never! Ever!

My friend, once you’ve passed the moving on stage, it will be a total relief for you. And you will definitely thank him/her for making your ass strong. You should totally be thankful because you didn’t end up with someone who don’t deserve your love. Give it to someone worthy. Don’t be a fool.

You can do this! Just fucking believe that you can fucking do it! Fucking move on and fucking forget everything. You know what? Alcohol is a big help, sometimes. Wink!
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Unnecessary Thoughts

This was not the first time that I’ve hated my life so much. I’ve hated it since the moment I’ve understood things. Since the moment I’ve realized that I’m nothing but a fucked up woman…

The good thing that I’m so proud of is that I’ve learned not to hurt myself anymore, not to cut my wrist, not to beat myself and not to think of geting the rope and tie it around my neck…

I’ve learned how to manage my anxiety and anger and loneliness. What do I do? I just cry myself to sleep, wishing I’ll never wake up anymore. I just want to sleep forever and forget about the world…

I’m nothing but a fucked up woman. Yes, that’s me. I always wanted to kill myself but I don’t wanna die. I never want to die. Why? I’m afraid that I will be forgotten, but I guess I already am…

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13 Reasons Why (…You’re So Fucked Up)

This is not a blog about Hannah Baker, but a blog about your -our- life. 

1 BROKE AF – Some people say that money can never buy happiness, and most of us not-hypocrite people would be like “Are you fucking kidding me”? I mean ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US? 

Who even invented that shit? Whether you admit it or not, money is happiness and that’s a fucking fact! You can never say that quote to those people who are so broke. Like so so broke that they just want to disappear.

2 SINGLE AF – Yeah, this shit is one of the reasons why you’re so fucked up as fuck. Hey, we are not getting any younger! We need someone to support our craziness, I mean us when we get old.

I know we all have the same answer… NO ONE LIKES ME. You feel it too, right? You feel like you’re the fattest, the ugliest, the stupidest, any-adjective-with-the-EST-on-their-last-part-est. It sucks! 

Well, let’s just always think of our daily personal reason why we are still single. In one…



Maybe it’s not the right time yet. Fuck!

3 SHITTY FRIENDS – “Can I trust them”? That’s the question you always ask yourself when it comes to choosing your friends. It’s shitty. Why? The ones you choose are usually the ones who leave.

It sucks! Friends are family and not just some piece of shit you’re gonna drop anywhere and this time, you’re the shit. Trust me, it hurts like hell when they starts ignoring you or leave you just because they found someone new. Fuck!

4 WHAT PLANS? – Plan is such a big word. If someone gonna ask you where do you see yourself 5 or 10 years from now, do you know what to say to them? Because me? Nah.

Maybe those people that are so fucked up are not really interested in planning for the future…yet. I mean, they just usually go with the flow without even thinking what’s waiting ahead of them. Whatever happens, that’s it!

5 REJECTIONS – The most fucked up thing in the world is the feeling of being rejected, like all the damn time. It could be by a person, job or anything that made you feel worthless. Why the fuck are they rejecting you?

That’s the question you always ask yourself. I know you’re good enough, we are good enough but why can’t they see that? Are they blind? Stupid? Fuck them all for thinking they are better than you.

6 BED ALL DAY – It may sound great, but dude you’re the most fucked up of all the fucked ups if you’re gonna stay all day long on your bed.

Unfortunately, it happens. You can’t think of any productive thing to do and you just want to sleep for the whole day because you know that no one or nothing is waiting for you even though you’ll get up. How cool is that?

7 ALWAYS BORED – In parties, shows, with friends or anyfuckingwhere. Yes you smile but underneath those beautiful smile is a crying heart.

Not because someone broke your heart but it’s because you know what’s gonna happen after everything. Woke up in bed with a hangover… and hello to another unproductive day. Fuck!

8 NO ONE KNOWS – You don’t want anyone to know how fucked up you are right now. You are so good in hiding it that no one seems to notice you are already dying.

Not your friends, not your parents, not anyone else. The only thing that knows what’s happening to your life? The pillow you cry on every single night. Thanks to it!

9 FEELING SO ALONE – Well, maybe this one is the most fucked up thing in the world. You feel like the world is against you… but why?

10 ANXIETY – Just think all the types of anxiety in the world and feel free to insert it (here) because you know that you have it all.

From separation anxiety to you feel like someone’s talking behind your back anxiety. This is the moment where you can say how powerful our mind is that it can even control us. Damn!

11-12-13 SUICIDAL – It’s a big big word so it got the last 3 place because it can never fit into one spot. 

All those suicide thoughts you have just because you feel like you can do it anymore, that maybe disappearing in this world is the only way to escape the pain… all the problems. 

Everything that was written here is not for everyone, and will never be for everyone. Let’s just always keep in mind that maybe today is the last day of us being so fucked up. So, why not give life another chance?

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